| As noted by popular opinion, Matthew Norman has absolutely no life. He may attempt to make up for this deficit by engaging in conversation or attempting to appear as though he has something valuable to say. Do not be fooled by these
attempts! He is a physics nerd and has been one since high school, and his objective in life is to end up in a dead end career with no further job opportunities. If this alone does not convince you that physics can suck the souls out of its adherents, it's too late, you're already a physicist. Welcome to the club.
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